Funny definitions by
bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Zionlegend 2010/09/06 05:11
MEETING:
A place where minutes are kept, but hours are been wasted.
Zionlegend 2010/09/06 05:14
A FOOL:
A person who dose n't know that he dose n't know what he dose n't know.
wizkid007 2010/09/09 16:39
men nw dats a fool
Padyt 2010/09/10 17:00
What is the meaning of banks
wizkid007 2010/09/12 11:24
LOVE:wat people have but never has people
ALVINS 2010/09/14 18:09
We are three running but we cant meet our self Fan
jimmyex 2010/09/15 03:46
Nice ones..
Daninelix 2010/09/19 14:14
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Kingzion 2010/09/21 18:38
Hmm! Nice one.
_drk_ 2010/09/29 09:14
Wakekeke gud1
_drk_ 2010/09/29 09:15
Wakekeke!! .hehe.
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