Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Trax 2013/06/05 05:47
-rofl- /smiley one..... /smiley
Crownstar 2013/09/19 11:34
*MINUTE*to know how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2013/09/19 11:41
nice...buddy keep it up../smiley
The_Torpid 2013/09/19 11:46
Killer Definitions.....Roll on... /smiley /smiley /smiley
Crownstar 2013/10/25 17:38
i really enjoyed my stay here, it's nice meeting this topic
S-ALI.RAZA 2013/12/29 00:35
/smiley ?
S-ALI.RAZA 2014/01/26 03:46
/smiley haha
Na1m 2014/06/05 01:33
If Money Is Started To Grow On Trees...
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Then Guess What???
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Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey...../smiley/smiley
the monkey will gave her money on the tree ..
Strange But True.... /smiley
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2014/06/29 09:28
superb......-up-
0_o 2014/11/17 15:27
Quote: bad-apple: DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.

Lets rhyme, DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..
BluFallon 2015/08/24 12:58
/smiley -goodpost-
Georginia 2015/09/04 12:39
Superb defination .lol.
Georginia 2015/09/12 10:29
I love the defination of divorce future tense of marriage /smiley nice defination
D.cole 2015/12/09 15:31
Wow!so wonderful

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NAGIBU 2016/06/17 14:59
de-mino massive
THE_SPEAR_KING 2016/10/11 14:17
Smaty - defination plz .lol.
Bumpex 2016/10/14 02:27
Someons replyes are so hmN a t u r a l l y

Bumpex 2018/05/04 17:54
Iñteresting.what about you.
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thanks for waching,see a smile.talking,...together.toots,places,*...
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