Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present


PinkCandyFloss 2011/11/01 01:26
SONG.....poem with rythm
TemPEST 2011/11/09 22:21
Hmm what cn i say,the mood of it is okay than better
Rapho1 2011/11/15 07:36
Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
milly 2011/11/15 10:00
Dude.....u've made my day!
yasmine 2011/12/22 00:49
nice...lol
Ahsan_khan 2012/01/18 10:38
Marriage:marriage is a lotery in which husbnd alwayz losez;-D
Gustydude 2012/02/04 09:02
This is nice
Shanna 2012/02/06 12:24
SCHOOL
a place where dad pays wyl child plays

Bettle 2012/02/11 21:44
Thats a Cracker!
Shanna 2012/02/13 20:00
Quote: Rapho1: Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

haha. . .wicked. .

KingFISHER 2012/03/13 02:41
Big boss

he tell u thinking bout sumthing important whn he caught by u that he is actually sleeping by put head 1d desk.

J_Dz 2012/03/21 22:15
Dis kul, lOLzIc
Trax 2012/03/25 09:08
good definations u all write,i like it.
Hylwahty 2012/04/08 18:16
Nycstaff...creativity
Joyce 2012/04/27 16:02
MEN:mistake entourage 2 neon. HUSBAND:heinious,unworthy selfish,betrayers,antagonitst,nonchalant and depressed
Lil wayne 2012/06/19 18:22
Love
someone who is attracted 2 some one spirtually or physicaly. Hate
someone who has optimus felling 4 some one. Misunderstanding
a disagreement or agiument b/w 2 persons or animals. Easy virtue
something or someone that easily a comesby.

Lil wayne 2012/06/19 18:45
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the
other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when
you are late and late when you
are early
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by
pills, and kills you.

AbhiReddy 2012/07/24 14:02
Nice to read good collection frnd
The_Torpid 2012/10/04 15:05
Nice one keep it up.Interesting Topic.lol. /smiley/smiley
The_Torpid 2013/06/05 02:32
Very Interesting!! /smiley

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