Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
amos73 2009/12/15 17:22
WEEK:WOMEN'S EDUCATION ENDS IN THE KITCHEN

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W-CUBE 2010/02/18 08:54
BANK:
An institutn were u can borow moni if u can present sufficient evidence 2 show u don't nid it.

BIGAMIST:
1 who makes d same mistake 2wice
Riddle 2009/12/16 21:27
Why didn't it start in the kitchen. Amos
Riddle 2009/12/16 21:29
Gun - a little thing men used in threatening eachother
Whizzy 2009/12/19 06:47
GLIBIDO:All talk n no actiom LOVE:A temporary insanity curable by marriage JUNK:Is sumtin u've kept 4 yrs nd throw away three weeks be4 u nid it. BACTERIA:Back door 2 a cafeteria
SLEEKGURL 2009/12/19 20:26
Tall and sick
prince1011 2009/12/20 06:16
U so funny
prince1011 2009/12/20 06:18
Oh God
Soonte 2009/12/20 15:50
Very funy.
A.YDOT 2009/12/20 22:27
My ribs r already broken
Bright24 2010/02/05 23:29
Nice one.pls wat of FOOL
Akshay420 2009/12/26 19:32
Good keep it on
McMoriah 2009/12/27 22:17
U almost killed me
Yungboss 2010/11/22 22:23
Cul man
teehem 2009/12/29 22:00
KISSING:
commercial activity involving the transaction of much saliva.
teehem 2009/12/29 22:10
Invaluable:
not valuable
marriage:
glorified prison.
Samb 2009/12/31 06:34
Quote: Lafaya: Shortest and best definition of a lawyer is liar.. Once i had 2 b present at the court as a witness of a case, wen the magistrate arived he asked the person in the accused box: do you have a lawyer. N that person exclaimed: yes your honour he is an expert in lying.. /smiley
/smiley /smiley
Samb 2009/12/31 06:42
Quote: aloysis: I like cigaret
means u r a fool according to bad apple's definition
Samb 2009/12/31 06:47
Quote: bad-apple: If you have got more definitions like these,plz post them here /smiley enjoy folks !!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . . /smiley /smiley /smiley /smiley
Samb 2009/12/31 06:49
Quote: bad-apple: DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
hahahahaha /smiley -hehd- /smiley
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