Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

-TheCoOLBoY- 2009/10/25 09:54
hw u get such ideas.
Woow

JEFF4REAL 2009/10/25 17:07
I am the most beautyful boy in the world.
Kingolu 2009/10/27 04:17
I like this get me more
Etinosa22 2009/10/27 04:56
Why did him crack you up

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Holumiedey 2009/11/01 10:40
Almost broke ma ribs

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kiraka 2009/11/02 11:01
POLITICIAN:someone who has more than two faces
PRINCE-LOVE 2009/11/03 17:50
UR 2 MUCH
Samb 2009/11/07 09:19
Datz great keep it up
SLEEKGURL 2009/11/10 21:30
Tall and foolish
Lafaya 2009/11/12 11:44
Shortest and best definition of a lawyer is liar.. Once i had 2 b present at the court as a witness of a case, wen the magistrate arived he asked the person in the accused box: do you have a lawyer. N that person exclaimed: yes your honour he is an expert in lying.. /smiley
Lafaya 2009/11/12 14:57
A doctor is someone when he is ill goes to town to get himself cured
Lafaya 2009/11/12 17:10
Def of MD: Mentally Disturbed.. PhD: permanent head damage
Lilsaint 2009/11/15 08:00
Nice one,give a defimatn 4 make up.
Lafaya 2009/11/17 09:25
Make up? Ya sure y not.. Make up is a fake thing which is normally done to hide the truth.. /smiley
Shaz24 2009/11/18 06:40
i luv the yawn one /smiley
kiraka 2009/11/19 06:14
BMW be my wife
olowookere 2009/11/19 20:56
LOVE
A slogan used by boys to lure girls to bed

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olowookere 2009/11/19 20:59
Balance diet
A food which you eat,balance then die

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olowookere 2009/11/19 21:02
Sex
A press-up exercise done in the closest of a room

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olowookere 2009/11/19 21:05
IBADAN
A large city filled with uncivilized people

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