Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Bad.devil 2009/07/08 15:47
KISS
In Eco Demand is more than Supply
In Maths Shortest distance between 2 lips
KISS
In Eco Demand is more than Supply
In Maths Shortest distance between 2 lips
Tosignious 2009/07/21 09:13
Computer Monitor...........is a TV box that can show as many channels u want!
Computer Monitor...........is a TV box that can show as many channels u want!
ImmaBE 2009/08/02 22:44
FRUITS & VEGETABLES
- a pers0n eat this when he/she g0ts a high bl0od pressure or diabetes! lol
FRUITS & VEGETABLES
- a pers0n eat this when he/she g0ts a high bl0od pressure or diabetes! lol
Sanseveria 2009/08/04 04:08
The definitions between a girlfriend,a call girl amd a wife are these:postpaid,prepaid and unlimited.
The definitions between a girlfriend,a call girl amd a wife are these:postpaid,prepaid and unlimited.
Lefty 2009/08/28 21:17
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
W-CUBE 2010/02/18 08:50
ADVICE:
D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive.
AVERAGE MAN:
1 who tinks he isn't.
ADVICE:
D 1 tin wich is more blessed 2 give dan receive.
AVERAGE MAN:
1 who tinks he isn't.
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