Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
ur'e so funny..
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W-CUBE 2010/02/18 08:41
ACTOR:
A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself.
ADULT:
A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
ACTOR:
A Man who trys 2 b evrytin but himself.
ADULT:
A Person who has stopd growin @ both ends&starts growin in d midle
smartsdh 2010/01/17 22:03
Pls if d are more i want 2 read,coz am allways enjoyin myself when readin it.
Pls if d are more i want 2 read,coz am allways enjoyin myself when readin it.
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