#Comedy

ARMED ROBBER: Your money or your life?AKPOS: I don't have money and I have given my life to ChristARMED ROBBER: You are mad! So what can I take from you?ABU: You can take away my s…

You're not Schooling, You're not Working, You depend on guys fully and instead of you to be posting 'I'm jobless any vacancy'? You are busy posting "ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT, FACEBOOK, T…

In a physics class...TEACHER: Who can define ForceKEMI: Force is an interaction between two physical bodies.TEACHER: Good Kemi. Akpos, can you give me an example of Force.AKPOS: Ni…

A Pastor was preaching to his congregation...PASTOR: Be prepared for we don't know when the Lord will come.Akpos stood up...AKPOS: Pastor, I'm sure my mum knows when Jesus will be…

Wife: There's Trouble With The Car. It Has Water In The Carburetor. Hubby: Water In The Carburetor? That's Ridiculous. Wife: I Tell You The Car Has Water In The Carburetor. Hubby:…

2 girls were playing chess.. joke doesn't ends here... girls 1.. ok lets finish I m tired. girl 2.. yes as u hv only rook and I hv only bishop.. still joke doesn't ends here. soon…

ek din dopahr ko banta santa k ghar panhuch. santa ki bibi ne drwaja khola… banta'' Bhabhi ji santa he ghr pe. prito, santa ki bibi boli.'' nahi hain vo sham tk aayenge. ''bantabir…

nepali noker'' shaab sshaaab ji, Syria ka basha mrr gya''' shaaab sochte hue' chlo acha hua terrorist bagdadi mrr gya' t v pr saare chenel dekh daale pr koi news nhi.. sham ko gard…

banta ne puchha.'' 10 tk ginti sunao. santa'' bola''1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10'' banta '' 6 knha he'' santa'' aapnews nhii sunte.'' banta'' kyun kya hua.'' santa.'' aaaj m p me dengu se 6…

girls hostel ki raat ko light chli gyi..ldkiyan chilayi.'' kisi aadmi ko bulaao'' warden '' etni raat koi aadmi nhi aayega ynha, aaj raat mombatti se kaam chla lo.''

LDKIYAN KOHLI KO KYU PASND KRTI HAIN,KYUNKI... USKA BAT BHARI HE, AUR JLDI GAP DHUND LETA HE.....BAHUT JOR SE MAARTA HE AUR... DER TK PITCH PR TIKA RAHTA HE, JLDI OUT NHI HOYTA..

LDKI PATAANE K RULES...1. USKE DONO DBAAAO......PAIR,2.USKI AAGE BHI PICHE BHI KRO......TAARIF.3.. GUSSE ME HO TO USKE HATH ME RKH DO APNA PURSE.4.USKI KABHI NA LO... PHOTO.

ek bar akber ne birbal chidhane k liye usko bola.'' birbal tumhari Sanskrit bhasha kitni gndi he.. pair ko bbhi paad bolte hain.'' birbal'' shriman, aapki farsi me to pavitr hath j…

do juduwa bhai the. , donnno ek kone me baithe the. ek chup tha dusra khub hns rha tha.. unke papa ne dusre ko poocha.''tum kyu hns rhe ho.'' duera juduwa..'' mummy ne etni thnd ke…

ek gaun me 3 ldkiya thi, unke maaa baap garib the to unhone 3no ldkiyo ki shadi ek hii mndap pr ek hii din krne ki sochi. ldkiya razi ho gyii. ab ldkiyo ne bhi socha ki mayklke me…

ladka ldki talab me nange nahaa rhe the.. kuch der me ldki boli''' oye, tera patwari bheeeg rha he,.'' ladka '' jb puri tahseel doob rhi ho to patwari bachkr kya krega.''

sunder England gya to vnha usne dekha ki chhhote chhhote bachhe bhi English bolte hain .. to usne bhi tuti futi English bolne ki sochhi. ek angrez ne poochha..'' what is ur name.''…

ek bar ek gf aur bf bus me savari kr rhe the, kuch der me gf boli. headache ho rha he bf ne gf k maathe pr kiss kiya, fir gf boli grdan drd hone lga , bf ne grdan pe kiss kiya, kuc…

I M Getting Married Next Month. Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited. Dont Bring Any Gift. Just Bring Someone Who Will Marry Me... -hahaha-

Mike & Dora on chatting Mike : Hi dear. Dora : ✋ Mike : How are you .?? Dora : 😊👍 Mike : Missing me..? Dora : 😜😉 Mike : I'm not feeling well... Dora : 😱 Mike : How was your day..?…