#Comedy

There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he didn't know which one to marry. He decided to give each one 5000 dollars and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and…

teacher student sr. ''kl school kyun nhi aaaye''. student. ''girlfriend ko milne gya tha.'' .teacher'' kisliye''. student.''ji.. ji... '' teacher'' maine poochsa.''kisliye.'' stude…

ek ldki ki VHI ft jati he ,vo hospital jati he. nurse taanke lgate hue puchhti he.' mam kitni khuli rakhu. ldki.' jitni aaapki khuli he. nurse.'' tb to aur faaadni pdegi.

PATI PATNI ME JHAGDAA HO GYA AUR AAAPS ME BAATCHIT BND HO GYI, AB VO ESHARON ME BAAATE KRTE, EK RAAAT KO SONE SE PAHLE PATI NE EK NOTE LIKHA ' SUBEH 7 BJE UTHA DENA MUJHE JLDI DUTY…

army ki canteen me jawan khana kha rhe the, ek jawan khate hue bola'' hunh kya bekaaar khana hai''. paas khade officer ne sun liya to vo jawan se bole'' aajkl ke jawano me yhi to k…

boy.. I hv a big pole.. girl. I hv a deep hole

Husband: I Am Going Out For Five Days! Wife: Ok But Dont Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, Otherwise you will Be Surprised. .lol.

A 13 year girl at a bra shop.... Girl-show me bra shop keeper-36"? Girl-smaller shop keeper-32"? Girl-smaller shop keeper-20"? Girl-smaller shop keeper(in anger) madam u take some…

bf.. tum ldkiya jb susu krti ho to usme shhhhh...shhh….. ki aaawaje kyun aaati hain.. gf.. hmare aaage 6.7 inch ka silencer nhi lga hota.

Girl: I'm warning you my mummy is coming back in an hour time Boy: But am not doing anything Girl: That's why I'm warning you. Just hurry up-lol1- Do anyone get the gist-lol-

Is a Samurai relative of Aishwarya Rai?

A Women's Prayer: Dear Lord, I Pray For Wisdom To Understand My Man; Love To Forgive Him And Patience For His Moods. Because Lord, If I Pray For Strength, I'll Beat Him To Death

Here are some names of senior citizens @ 2wapworld. As I found till now. Please add here , if you find more. Note: This topic is just for fun, fun with respect. No bad or insulting…

Kids of today dont know what struggle is.... During our time, We have watched England v/s South Africa matches on black n white TV If you increase brightness,England team disappear…

2wapworld called applications for Hindi laguage knowing mods. Only one candidate Mr. Ganpat Rai from Delhi, appeared for his interview. On the day of interview the Hindi knowing ch…

My ex girlfriend called me last night and told me that she can't sleep so, I told her to read Isaiah 48:22 which says" there is no peace for the wicked" Please did I say something…

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Er…

Always say the truth A woman walks into a grocery shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you still have chicken?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken left…

A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u" Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing, Go back to ur home…