Luvcastle2: Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, nd had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard nd one of dem suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. D first woman had nothing 2 wipe wit so she took off her panties, used dem nd threw dem away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set nd didn't want 2 ruin hers, but was lucky enough 2 salvage a large ribbon frm a wreath dat was on a grave nd proceeded to wipe herself wit it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day d first woman's husband phones d oda husband and said, "These damn girls nights out av got 2 stop. My wife came home last night w/o her panties." "dat's nothing," said d other. "Mine came bak wit a sympathy card stuck btwn d cheeks of her butt dt said, 'Frm all of us at d Fire Station, Well never 4get u

balgarath: What's the difference between a new wife & new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

Arunlove143: innocent joke:->a child said to a pregnent lady Child:-ye pait me kya hai? Lady:-is me mera pyara sa baby hai. Child:-itna hi pyaara tha to khaya kyun motti........