boys r da gretes cz we mary galz nd nt mared by galz

We're not going head to head,switch your style up

One day My girl friend as me why i am sleeping nickend. I now say the i dot want my baby to look like my landlord that's why i nackend so i wil photocopy of the baby.

There is one girl i have frendly 4 a very long time. But she refuse coming to my house. One day she diside to visit me at home cool sunday moning, as am about to sex she stop me bcos of condom, i rush to the street to get condom none of the cammise open.

Girls can form some thing both needed she will do as if they need it. I mean sex!

My neabor was beating her son for failing exam, i said madam please stop hitting the child with that wood. She said no let me kill him, my time i was the first, i have never failed exams. I now madam you shuld hav tech dis child a for apple, just like dat. The lady say cant u read it d boy now start reading., A 4apple, B 4bipple, C 4cipple, D 4dipple, E 4epple. Then the mother now say you get luck say you read correct

ugly girls shows as like miss universe..nevr hurt thm

lmao

Dum driver and irritably funny cop. Big ups

In a funeral of well known prostitute. A man said finally the two can be together. Someone asked him who he said her legs.

Women can't live without us

Hi hoohoo.....

Wel done al of u dat a great job.keep it up

u r right dude dat d truth

A girl was rape by 20 boys so the girl was laughing,those boys ask the girl why she was laughing the reply,i have an aids&hiv.these started crying

Grl-Roses r red,violets r blue,oh my baby i luv u. Boy-Roses r red,violets r blue,i hav 5 fingers,middle one is 4 U. Boyz rckz..

Blondes In Heaven Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

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A Tcha ask is studnt,were did God live?1 said,he live in d tlet,bcos wen dad is in tlet is mum wil say oh God u ar sti