Indian man said to the American "We have problem in India . We can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing ...

There was this guy, just graduated from college, sent to a primary school to teach. His 1st day in class, TEACHER: how are... How are are.. How e u?...

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in...

A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that. Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the ...

Vipul said he doesn't have a mind......... Here is proof! -evil- One day Vipul was hungry and decided to look for food, he had a plan to pretend...

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder...

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special ...

A New Element Added To The PeriOdic Table... Name::: GIRL SymbOl::: Gl... AtOmic Weight:::Dnt Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical PrOprties:::Boils At A...

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got . She:-I m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he liv...

Girl: Babe, delete her. I don'tlike her. Boy: Okay, no problem. I deleted her for you. . Girl: Don't talk to her. I don't trust you guys talkin...

Interview Starts... HR OFFICER:- what is your name? MUZO:- M.P sir HR OFFICER:- In full please MUZO:- Muzo Phillipo HR OFFICER:- your father's na...

If A Tiger Attacks Your Mother In Law And Ur Wife At The Same Time, Whom Would U Save..? Santa: Ofcourse The Tiger, Very Few Are Left! -think-

A Man In Hell Asked Devil Can I Make A Call To My Wife..? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay.. Devil, Nothing Hell To Hell Is Free..! -t...

God: I Cant Be Everywhere, So I Created Mother.. Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere, So I Created Mother-In-Law..! -think-

Height of Girl. Boy: Marry me? Girl: Do u have a house? Boy: No Girl: Do u have a BMW car? Boy: No Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: No salar...

Lover Says:" Jaan pls drive safely & slowly. .!!.Friend says:" Bhagaaa saale kutte bhagaaa,, aage Innovame maal hai..!!

This is for the one who loves their country India...in the parliament, everyone had to fill a form, they had to give their zodiac sign, Rahul Gandhi g...

A Lady Says: Doctor, Im So Sick! I Feel Dizzy, Everything Spins & My Heart Is Burning. The Man Says: Mam, 1st, Im Not A Doctor, Im A Bartender. ...

Some people are so fool by comment no to all our status on other site. But I know that people on 2wap are different,now let me ask you, are you desame...

A taxi driver runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a cop. He thinks he's smarter than the cop, and (knowing there's a non- existent conviction...