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[i]A doctor tells his patient: 'i have some bad news..and then i have even worse news.'' The patient asks:"What is the b...

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A signboard outside a restaurant said: "Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill". A man entered the restaurant, ate as much a...

A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local gamewarden, who arri...

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

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Every wife is mistress to her husband.YES,1hour is miss 23 hour is stress.

Santa Singh sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. 2second later a report came.S.Singh began to dance. report said DELIVERED.

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Wife takes very ill husband to doctor.Doctor:give him tasty breakfast,don't demand jewellery,cook as his liking,obey him

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