There was this guy, just graduated from college, sent to a primary school to teach. His 1st day in class, TEACHER: how are... How are are.. How e u? CLASS: ff...fff...i...fine TEACHERannoyed wit how the class responded) wwwhaat i... Iz wrong with oo.. Ooo...all of u??! Okay i'm teaaachin u anni..mmalz dat leeev(live) on land n sea. Exampl1, he wrote CROCCODILE, and told the class to say after him, he said, croo..ncroco...co..croococo..cocon..codile, CLASS: they repeated it exactly how he said it. TEACHER: (very up set with d class n issued an insult) then went n wrote exaple2, HIPPOPOTAMUS, he then said angrily, hip-hip-hipp... Before he could say the rest, the whole class shouted: HURRAY!!!