THE BAD LAPTOP Once, a guy went to a Computer shop and threw his laptop on the salesman from whom he bought the laptop. Below is their convers...

Dear God, Yesterday was an awful day for me.. My husband ran off with his secretary. My son pierced his eyebrow. My daughter tattooed the bald...

A mother decided that her young 11 year old daughter should open her own bank account. "As it will be your account, I think that you should c...

GAL: I HATE YOU GET LOST I DON'T WANNA TALK TO U THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. BOY: WHAT HAPPENED? I DIDN'T HOOK UP WITH ANY GAL I LOVE ONLY YOU. . ...

For the first time in the history of India..! Necessity Comforts and Luxury are available at the same price. Onions at: Rs.75 Petrol at: Rs...

If a thief broke in 2 ur huz nd say ''UR 10billion! OR I'LL TAKE UR GIRLFRIEND'' wat will u choose?????

QUESTION A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer termi...

Simply tell us, How da NOSE of above person look like??? Its fun guys/girls, gv u funny comMents;-)

"When I was in the desert," said Nasruddin one day, "I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run." "However did you do...

A womanizer (man)saw a woman and take to her and gave his numba to her..1 day he visited the gal .the gal was going to bath so the gal gave her phon...

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is lis...

A man forgot to zip up so a lady told him,"Sir,you left your garage open". The Man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up, and asked,"Did u see...

Gul to his son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." -faint-

A sardar was trespassing by the side of a road... Policeman: Why r u trespassing? Sardar: Im not trespa singh, Im jaswant singh!

B.Com Student Hugs a Girl. . . . . GIRL : What is Dis ?? . . . BOY : Direct Marketing :p . . . GIRL : slaps a boy. . :o . . . BOY : Wha...

As the guest of honour at a high society dinner party,the speaker was about to deliver his speech when his wife,who was sitting at the other end of th...

A good lecture should be like a girl's mini skirt, long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest!

A pastor baptised a man dipped him thrice in water n said from today onwards u r no more Tom ur new name is paul"so u mustn't drink. The man wen reach...

Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi, 2 Din Baad Wapis Aayi.. . . . Baap (Gusse Se):" Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ?? . . . Ladki:" Patli Pin Wala Charger.. :...

Real Heart Touching Story A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend. Next Day He Asked ...