I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said Hi!, how are you? Embarrassed, I said, Im doing fine. The ...

. . .Monday Morning, Mrs Wenger: wake up Arsene, its 9 already! Arsene Wenger: What?! They scored another one?!

a brunette, a redhead an a blond ar in a BREAST STROKE race. Th starter's gun go off an the 3 girls dive in2 th pool. Th brunette an th redhead shoot ...

One day philip send his son(junior) to call him laura,so he call her for him. Philip now ask his son to buy sweet and enjoy his self, but junior refus...

hellllll.....I really wonder sometimes abt u people here....r u all mad to waste ur life heresy....jus think what the hell u gonna get by spending a p...

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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT?? =D Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND? =D Why is ...

A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice;"I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!. ...

The bank sends Pappu a mail, Your payments are outstanding. He replies: thanks for the compliment #YoPappuSoDumb #YoPappuSoDumb ... that he removed R...

A man tell his problem,''Doc,help me I'm addicted to Twitter!'' The doctor replies,''Sorry,I don't follow U.....''-gap-

A pregnant woman has an accident falls into a coma. When she wakes up,the doctor tells her that he delivered her babies-twins,a boy n a girl-n that h...

A Student comes to a young Professor's office hours.She glancess down the hall closses his door.Kneels pleadingly. ''I would do anything to pass this...

Wife: Tum toh mujhe shaadi ke pahle se jantey ho. Kya mai kuchh badal si gayee hun? Hubby: Shaadi ke pahle you were a real "CHI...

WIFE: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you. HUSBAND: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal. -...

One day Paddy goes into pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon & o...

Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book "How to Cook" !!

Wonder which I never see before,5days ago when I came back from office. I off my shoe and my socks and put them outside my entrance in order to preven...

IN HINDI: "Dukh Hamesh Sath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi, Aati Hai-Jaati Hai". IN ENGLISH: "My Wife Is Always With Me, But Her Sister Comes & G...

A group of bats is hanging around as usual, upside down, mostly sleeping. Suddenly one notices that one of them is missing. He looked around an...

A woman was playing Golf, when she took a big swing, she fell down. The party waiting behind her was a group of polititicians. A congress man ...