THE BAD LAPTOP Once, a guy went to a Computer shop and threw his laptop on the salesman from whom he bought the laptop. Below is their conversation: GUY: You are a thief... You gave me a bad computer, I cannot transfer files from my previous laptop. SALESMAN: Excuse me Sir, Can you please show me what you did? GUY: This Is What he Did.... 1)He Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which he Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option. 2) Disconnected The Mouse From The laptop. 3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other computer Where he Wanted To paste That File. 4) Right Clicked The Mouse, Selected The PASTE Option and proceeded to paste. The Salesman fainted!!!!!!.