Two children were in the Doctor's waiting room. The little girl started crying. Little boy asked her "Why are you crying?" The girl said "I'm here ...

A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss's Number By Mistake&Said : Hey, Send A Coffee In My Cabin In Two Minutes ! ..... .. .. .. Boss Shouted :...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot ...

Well, a Scots man clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round...

The 1st Penis Guard in cricket was used in 1874, & the 1st Helmet was used in 1974. MORAL: IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALISE THAT BRAIN IS ...

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I thin...

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... ex...

An 80 year old man who got married to a 22 year old female went to meet Akpors his friend... Man : My wife is pregnant. See, i cant do it even at t...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar...

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpors called his bank help line. Akpors : (angrily) ...

A teacher asked 5yr old Akpors the sum of 5+5. Akpors stretched out his hands to count his fingers but the teacher insisted that he won't allow him to...

Students While Studying For Exams - *Books n Notes Open - *Highlighting Sentences - ... *Pen In Mouth - *Blank Page - *Eating n Drinking...

AKPORS AND THE THIEVES ====================== Akpors was attacked by two robbers and trust Akpors he fought very hard against the thieves using...

Phsycology and law A guy asked a girl in the liberary "pls can i sit next to you" the girl replied with a high voice "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND TH...

Akpors phone was switched off all day cos of his girfriend. It is Valentines day and she was expecting gifts from him. In the evening he switched on...

An FM station has a competition where they ring someone up and ask them three personal questions. Then they ring their spouse or partner and ask them ...

A hot looking blonde walks in to a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables. She looks at the two table handlers and says I want to bet *25,00...

A letter sent by this woman to her family: "Dear family, i have a husband i can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby i'm carrying is...

A hunter spots a small brown bear and shoots it. He then feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is face to face with a big black bear. "You'...

Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce...