An 80 year old man who got married to a 22 year old female went to meet Akpors his friend... Man : My wife is pregnant. See, i cant do it even at this age! Doctor Akpors: Let me tell you a story. There was a hunter who lived in the village. He was an old man. Once while he was preparing to go to the forest he accidentally took his umbrella thinking that to be his gun. In the forest he saw a bear. The bear was about to pounce on him. He panicked and opened the umbrella mistaking it for his gun. He heard a sound and the bear dropped dead before him !!! Man : Impossible! Somebody else must have shot the bear... Doctor Akpors: Exactly !!!