A hunter spots a small brown bear and shoots it. He then feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is face to face with a big black bear. "You've got two choices," says the bear. "I maul you, or we have sex". The guy opts to take it from the bear. After recovering for two weeks, the peaceed-off hunter searches out and shoots the big black bear. Just then he feels another tap on his shoulder, and turns to see a 10-foot grizzly standing over him. "Admit it," says the bear. "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"