Mindblowing Flirt: Boy: ' Hey Do You Like Water? Girl: 'Yeah...' Boy: 'Good, Then You Already Like 70% Of Me.' :-P ;-)

Which is ur fav weapoN?

as for me, i want to be a doctor or a microbiologist. i have'nt made up my mind

Discover new word which isnt in english dictionary and give it dfntn -haha-

Anything make you laugh

Lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot ?" - Sales person" this parrot can talk" So ...

A journalist on his visit to a Mental Hospital, asks the Doctor: How deu determine, whether a metal case is normal or abnormal..? Dr: "Well to ...

Akpos was walking on the street and saw a beautiful Bugatti parked on the side way. He stopped for a minute to stare and admire it. Just then he saw...

Wife going to London ask her husband you want anything darling from London, Hubby-(in joke) If I say u wont bring baby Wife-love you just say I will...

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. ...

Believe what you feel On this day, Morrie says that he has an exercise for us to try. We are to stand, facing away from our classmates, and fall ba...

If you were dragged into a movie scene as an extra right now? What would your role/title be?

Annoying 8 year old son Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft drink. Son: coke or pepsi? Father: coke. Son: Diet or regular? Father: ...

China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's t...

What Are Friends For? Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make." Akpos asked, "Wh...

start Game what you know about above poster forexample above poster is cool or hot [b]backstabber multi...

fashion ? lungi with zip laziness ? asking lift 4 morning walk craziness ? getting blankpaper xerox honest ? pregnant women buy 2 tickets de-hydration...

Fun time! No cheating please, you have to send it to every one on your lists & see what they want from you!!! Send it to me too and I'll let y...

how will u spend such amount assuming it was deposited into ur bank account mistakenly?

Funny how a Rs 20 note looks so big wen u take it to church, but so small wen u take it to the market. Funny how long it takes to serve God for an ho...