Annoying 8 year old son Father: son can you plz go and buy me a soft drink. Son: coke or pepsi? Father: coke. Son: Diet or regular? Father: regular. Son: bottle or can? Father: bottle. Son: 500ml or 1 litre. Father: Dammit jst buy me water!!!!!!!. Son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral!!!! Son: cold or hot? Father: im gona strike you wit a broom you idiot!!!!!!! Son: stick broom or soft broom? Father:stop this you little animal!! Son: cow or pig? Father: get the hell outta her you little bastard!!!!! Son: Now or later? Father: NOW!!!! Son: so are you gonna throw me out or not? Father:im gona kill you!!!!!!! Son: wit a gun or knife? Father: i am gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!! son:in the head or stomache? Father: you pest. Son: cockroach or Rat. Father: fuck youuuu!!!!!! Son: with a condom or flesh? Father : (fainted) Son : are u dead or sleeping