Wife going to London ask her husband you want anything darling from London, Hubby-(in joke) If I say u wont bring baby Wife-love you just say I will do my best to bring for you Hubby- I want a british girl. Wife-ok love I will do my best to bring your gift baby wife returns.... Hubby-where is my gift you promised Wife-oh dear my love,be sure u will get ur gift,but for that you have to wait for 9 months