I love walking in the rain so that no one c my tears! Ye purana tha:- I love walking in the fog so dat no one c me smoking:- ye naya tha: But the la...

*hi* you#,I'm Here With My New Topic. All You Have To Do Is To Post a Funny Nickname/Joke/Story/Something Else On Any Of Your 2wap Mate! [b]Rules[/b...

Fren was asking sardar- dude wat u see in her. Sardar- her left eye so beautiful............................that even her right eye looking at it.......

Most irritating moments- morning alarm! Most difficult task-to find socks! Most dreadful journey- way to class! Most lovely time- meeting friends! Mos...

Wife ask her husband 2 decribe her.He said,u're A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,j,K,! she said,wat does dat mean???he said,Adorable,Beautiful,Cute,Delightful,Elegan...

zeus a reporter and dash a lawyer Zeus:Sir,wat is the secret of your success? Dash:Two words Zeus:And,Sir,wat are they Dash:Right decisions. Zeu...

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user Help-desk : double click on My Computer. Lady : I cant see your computer.. Help-desk : No .. Click on My Com...

BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, The sky is blue... You are beautiful, I love you. AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I am ...

Dragon Lord asked me why i am so ruthless? Well i told him i used to go out with a girl called ruth. When she left me, i became ruthless. [lion]

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have ...

Meri chahat ko apne dil me dhond lena . Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena! . Mil jae agr dost to khona nai, . Pyaz katty wqt rona nai! ...

FACT When a man is called Augustine.. Woman say her own is Augustina... If man answer Celestine Woman say her name...

AKPORS: I want to buy dog food. Seller: Do you have a dog?. AKPORS: Yes Seller: Where is it?. AKPORS: At home. Seller: Sorry, i cant se...

Girlfriend setting password for her laptop with boyfriend sitting beside her.. . . She types BRAIN as password . . Boyfriend fell down of his...

A little boy Akpors came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where's mom and dad? She replied; They are up in bed. Akpors star...

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business. Twenty minutes later, Akpos came and stood next...

Vakil- to batao is aadmine tume kaunsi gaaliya dee? Gawa- vakil saab wo gaaliya sharif logo k samne bolne k yogya b nahi hai...! Vakil- teek hai...

Like a flashlight, name somethings that turn on and trun off.

ur frnd(prsn abv u) askd u 4 10000 * n he or she mit giv it back after 3 months, bt he or she didnt! wt will u do? enjoy guys ;)

Ek college ke final years ke kuch boys ek group banakar tirth yatra par jaate hain. Yakinan saare students young the isliye group leader ne kaha...