AKPORS: I want to buy dog food. Seller: Do you have a dog?. AKPORS: Yes Seller: Where is it?. AKPORS: At home. Seller: Sorry, i cant sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy. The Next Day. AKPORS: Do you have cat food?. Seller: Where is your cat?. AKPOS: It is at home. Seller: Sorry, i cant sell cat food for you unless i see the cat. Two Days Later. AKPORS went there holding a nylon bag. Seller: What is in your bag?. AKPOS: Put your hand inside first. (The seller puts his hand inside) Seller: Its cold, what is it?. AKPORS: It is my poo, i brought it as evidence because I need toilet paper.