Eazy and Akpors were sitting outside a clinic. Eazy was crying very loud. Akpors asked: "Why are you crying?" Eazy sobbed: "I came for a ...

Akpors ' First day in a new Secondary School. Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpors reads his...

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesnt catch their eyes, they wont even bother to read whats inside.

Once upon a time, there was this woman who lack nothing, her name is regina, oneday she was about to bath, she went to her bathroom, immediately sh...

A girl invited her boyfriend (Akpos) over for dinner in her house so he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily, so...

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken! ...

T:Wat is the formula of water? S: hijklmno T:wat? S: yesterday u said its h to o!

when a girl says WHAT......itz not bcoz she didnt heard you.........actually she is giving you a chance to change what u have said........is dat right...

Roses are RED, nutts are BROWN. . . . . skirts go up, pants go down Body to body, skin to skin When its stiff, stick it in Goes in dry, comes out ...

I never..... Pls continue it. So- i never will fly to Pluto. I never....

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

pSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone,...

Haris and His Gas Haris was in the restaurant yesterday when he suddenly realized he desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really...

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla ca...

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone f...

NAME: Akpos State: Delta State Country: Naija DATE OF BIRTH: 27TH SEPTEMBER GENDER: Male HOBBIES: - Collecting teeth from a live tiger...

It says that,whos marrige,he/she don't know,but neigbhour can't sleep at night... post here some jokes about marrige....

Santa: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin? Banta: Get an Irish Virginity test kit. Santa: What's that? Banta: Get...

Qualities that a man looks for in a perfect girlfriend Truthful Intelligent Gentle Humble Tolerant Polite Understanding Sexy Smart Youthfu...

BUSTED!!! One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient - Mr Kpekus arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks him: "Te...

Akpors had to accomodate his friend Ola in the same room where his three daughters slept so he warned - No tricks man.... Next morning Ola said - Th...