Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it too. Open both rooms after 2-3 hours and see who is happy to see yo...

Abhishek bachchan to aradhya: I am ur mom's first love... Aradhya: lekin google to Bol raha hai ki pehle salman uncle tha, uske baad Vivek uncle......

B 4 Marriaie .....Boy- I hv been waiting for this day ......................Girl - Do u want me to leave ........Boy - No, dont even think of it ...Gi...

Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie come along chomping on her bubblegum Suzie asked,"you wanna play doctor? Johnny replied,"N...

Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over. Only a small t...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

Sunday the day: 1. Husband slept till the time the Wife: Wake up now! Do you like someone? Vacation This does not mean sleep Will. 2. Husband wo...

Cute Story: Rainy Day, Mother Went To Pick Up Her 4 Years Old Daughter From School. She Was Worried Thinking That, She'll Fear The Lightning. On ...

1. Most first class student got technical seats and become doctors n engineers. 2. The second class pass and den got MBA, became adminustrator contr...

serious question. If Harry Potter has magical powers… Why the hell he needs to wear glasses?.think.

To keep Sex Ratio equal A Pray to God ........ . . Please God, all the boys who are on Facebook, Twitter , Whatsapp or any other Social Networkn...

Lets starts Aqua

Johny johny yes papa nursing job no papa lots of tension yes papa too much work yes papa bonding fees yes papa family life no papa festival bon...

When Girl Cheats A Boy He Suicides, Hence Girls Kill A Life. But When Boy Cheats A Girl A Baby Is Born, Hence Boys Give A Life. -think-

King was taking naked bath in a jungle. All animals were laughing at him. King: Why are u laughing? Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE. -t...

To which 2wap member you would never lend money and why? -hehe- Just for fun!

Mother-heart Father-brain Brother,sister-hand Teacher-eye Relatives-fingers But friend is-BLOOD! Your my friend.

Agar sirf salad khane pe wieght kam hota . . . . . . Toh kabhi bhais ko dekha hai? Woh sirf ghaas khati hai....*laugh*

How would you celebrate the next PM's arrival?

Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQU...