A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in fro…
Syllabus - 80 GB We study - 80 MB Retain in mind - 80 KB Write in exams - 80 bytes Result comes in binary digits i.e. 00,01,10,11. Wah…
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na" …
Salary is like the a girls periods, Comes one time in a month, Stays for 4-5 days, And if doesn't comes, You are screwed.lol.
What's the last digit of your cell number ?? 1: Cute 2: Hot 3: Gorgeous 4: Smart 5: Cool 6: Unique 7: Friendly 8: Amazing …
If there was a 13th month in a year,what should have been the name of it?
Colours of life :-) *hi* guys Pink:-Sweet heart Blue:-Best friends Red:- Love you, Black:-Enemey, Yellow:-Sum1 very sweet Green:-4ever friends. …
Just for laughing. Laughing is best medicine in the world so keep laughing -niceday- thank you !
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:â€Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food sho…
COLLEGE n JAWANI KE DIN.. purane dost aur naye yaara, mohalle ki chhat pe dale rahe deera, raaton ko jage rehna aur subah subah ghar kood ke di…
There are jokers sitting up in staff Who want to cut people's voice in half But We're too much strong for these czars ABKI BAR MODI SARKAAR!!
U r equal to 60 James bond Look how, , , , , , , , , , , , , 007 multiplied by 60 = 420 :-D
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs…
A warri mum called her son Akpors on phone; Akpors: Hello maleee Mum: Akpors that meat & fish don boil? Akpors: Yes oo malee Mum: Abeg im…
Forget tigers and congress.. " " " " Save 2wapers " " " " Only 30% active ussers (2wapers) are left *laugh*