Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na" Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardarji, I will give both of them Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour some one asks him what he was doing.. Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....! Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood? A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down. A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again. Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him Todays dinner should be light A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house still he was in jail.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff ! A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay