Boys vs Girls by Roshill 2006/08/11 07:44
YoU think Only yOU can play yetti prankS on us well time in fOr our kills fellar. Come on guyS letS kill em-haba- time 2 make the galS knOw whOse da man


zakir 2011/04/08 01:29
right
Shush14 2011/04/14 04:36

Be politically correct


How to be politically correct with women

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

Colleyy 2011/04/16 06:23
Ok uv stripped them guyz
CrEaTiVe 2011/04/17 01:52
Girls are more than useless /smiley
Naitsirch07 2011/04/19 06:43
:-/. What are you talking ab0ut? Say s0mething to tell!
_zEEzOO_ 2011/04/24 20:50
Girls are fool
_zEEzOO_ 2011/04/24 20:52
My girlfriend is so hot but she had no brain
_zEEzOO_ 2011/04/28 11:24
He died laughing before he could tell anybody
_zEEzOO_ 2011/04/28 11:25
Woman takes out her litl make up mirror and gives it to the blond cop. Cop sais: oh,you can go,i see your

Teecredible 2011/05/10 16:16
a man was trying to kill a snake he nw saw a woman andthe man leave the snake and the man run after the woman
Thapasya 2011/06/11 16:00
ya bearable
Pooja20 2011/06/14 04:45
Boyz r dogs, girls r cats
Saggy_ss 2011/07/15 04:32
God made women , his only mistake !
Manal 2011/07/18 21:30
boys are so stubborn
P.girl 2011/07/23 10:53
Humm guz b carefull
michael4charles 2011/12/03 01:23
what is different between a woman & a remote control
Kelvinabiye 2011/09/23 21:10
Yep guys we gona teach d grls dat dey a brought out 4rm man
b_hub 2011/09/27 14:17
Such a fool.!
hYpNoTic_aNgEl 2011/10/07 07:38
Hmmm.
Jibola 2011/12/01 07:30
if i kiss you u wont know

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