Boys vs Girls by Roshill 2006/08/11 07:44
YoU think Only yOU can play yetti prankS on us well time in fOr our kills fellar. Come on guyS letS kill em-haba- time 2 make the galS knOw whOse da man
YoU think Only yOU can play yetti prankS on us well time in fOr our kills fellar. Come on guyS letS kill em-haba- time 2 make the galS knOw whOse da man
Luvcastle2 2010/09/08 05:24
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, nd had been decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly
realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard nd one of dem suggested
they do their business behind a headstone or something. D first woman had nothing 2 wipe
wit so she took off her panties, used dem nd threw dem away. Her friend however was
wearing an expensive underwear set nd didn't want 2 ruin hers, but was lucky enough 2
salvage a large ribbon frm a wreath dat was on a grave nd proceeded to wipe herself wit it.
After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day d first woman's husband phones d oda husband and said, "These damn
girls nights out av got 2 stop. My wife came home last night w/o her panties."
"dat's nothing," said d other. "Mine came bak wit a sympathy card stuck btwn d
cheeks of her butt dt said, 'Frm all of us at d Fire Station, Well never 4get u
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, nd had been decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly
realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard nd one of dem suggested
they do their business behind a headstone or something. D first woman had nothing 2 wipe
wit so she took off her panties, used dem nd threw dem away. Her friend however was
wearing an expensive underwear set nd didn't want 2 ruin hers, but was lucky enough 2
salvage a large ribbon frm a wreath dat was on a grave nd proceeded to wipe herself wit it.
After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day d first woman's husband phones d oda husband and said, "These damn
girls nights out av got 2 stop. My wife came home last night w/o her panties."
"dat's nothing," said d other. "Mine came bak wit a sympathy card stuck btwn d
cheeks of her butt dt said, 'Frm all of us at d Fire Station, Well never 4get u
Padyt 2010/09/10 17:14
Don't let everything u see attract u in a public vechiles.da lasttime i waz attract by a girl beauty in cab .da girl make up & every thing else waz ok but 1thing waz missin ,wen got out of the cab da legs of da gal waz in k-shape.
Don't let everything u see attract u in a public vechiles.da lasttime i waz attract by a girl beauty in cab .da girl make up & every thing else waz ok but 1thing waz missin ,wen got out of the cab da legs of da gal waz in k-shape.
virus96 2010/09/13 20:13
Quote: Luvcastle2: Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, nd had been decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly
realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard nd one of dem suggested
they do their business behind a headstone or something. D first woman had nothing 2 wipe
wit so she took off her panties, used dem nd threw dem away. Her friend however was
wearing an expensive underwear set nd didn't want 2 ruin hers, but was lucky enough 2
salvage a large ribbon frm a wreath dat was on a grave nd proceeded to wipe herself wit it.
After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day d first woman's husband phones d oda husband and said, "These damn
girls nights out av got 2 stop. My wife came home last night w/o her panties."
"dat's nothing," said d other. "Mine came bak wit a sympathy card stuck btwn d
cheeks of her butt dt said, 'Frm all of us at d Fire Station, Well never 4get u
nice one!
over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly
realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard nd one of dem suggested
they do their business behind a headstone or something. D first woman had nothing 2 wipe
wit so she took off her panties, used dem nd threw dem away. Her friend however was
wearing an expensive underwear set nd didn't want 2 ruin hers, but was lucky enough 2
salvage a large ribbon frm a wreath dat was on a grave nd proceeded to wipe herself wit it.
After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day d first woman's husband phones d oda husband and said, "These damn
girls nights out av got 2 stop. My wife came home last night w/o her panties."
"dat's nothing," said d other. "Mine came bak wit a sympathy card stuck btwn d
cheeks of her butt dt said, 'Frm all of us at d Fire Station, Well never 4get u
buddyboy4cuties 2010/09/15 14:47
Quote: balgarath: What's the difference between a new wife & new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
crazy one
funny
Arunlove143 2010/09/18 12:25
innocent joke:->
a child said to a pregnent lady
Child:-ye pait me kya hai?
Lady:-is me mera pyara sa baby hai.
Child:-itna hi pyaara tha to khaya kyun motti........
innocent joke:->
a child said to a pregnent lady
Child:-ye pait me kya hai?
Lady:-is me mera pyara sa baby hai.
Child:-itna hi pyaara tha to khaya kyun motti........
_dEvIL-hUNt_ 2010/09/20 18:58
Quote: Arunlove143: innocent joke:->a child said to a pregnent lady Child:-ye pait me kya hai? Lady:-is me mera pyara sa baby hai. Child:-itna hi pyaara tha to khaya kyun motti........
Nice but its very old j0ak ! Better luk next time
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