.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 15:52
girls r thinking boys r itment(anticeptic).
when they want use. They dont know we're fevistick.
once use....
girls r thinking boys r itment(anticeptic).
when they want use. They dont know we're fevistick.
once use....
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:04
Man as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool form
100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Director: hey dude don't Worry ! Pool is
Empty. . . . . .
Man as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool form
100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Director: hey dude don't Worry ! Pool is
Empty. . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:40
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We
miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
& COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! .lol.
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We
miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
& COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:42
Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.
Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:45
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am
able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1:yup The time is three past ten.
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am
able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1:yup The time is three past ten.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:50
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your
fees. . . . .
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your
fees. . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:55
Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and
won't be able to see anyone. . . . .
Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and
won't be able to see anyone. . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:59
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when
I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear
my specs whenever I get an headache. . . . . .
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when
I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear
my specs whenever I get an headache. . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:00
Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves
have broken into our house. I think they are
now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance
then. . . . .
Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves
have broken into our house. I think they are
now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance
then. . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:04
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of
a tree?"
Student: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss" (dog)
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of
a tree?"
Student: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss" (dog)
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:07
Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery of a new child . . . .
Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery of a new child . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:10
A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in
my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir. . . . . .
A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in
my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir. . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:17
A chinese guy called an American
mobile no & the following
conversation ensued! Caller:"Hello,can
speak to Annie
Wan?"....Operator:"Yes,u can speak to
me"....Caller:"No,I want to speak to Annie Wan"....Operator":Yes I
understand u want to speak to
anyone,u can speak to me,who is on
line?".....Caller:"I'm Sam Wan & I need
to talk to Annie Wan,its
urgent."....Operator:"I know u re Someone & u want to talk with
Anyone.But what is the urgent matte
about?".....Caller:"Well,just tell my
sister Annie Wan that my brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.Noe
Wan got injured & Noe Wan is being admitted in the hospital.Right
now,Avery Wan is on the way to the
hospital.".....Operator:"Look! If No one
was injured & No one is sent to
hospital,then the accident is not an
emergency.U may find this funny but dont have time for this.".....Caller:"You
re so rude,who re u?".....Operator:I am
Saw Ree"......Caller:"Yes,u should be
sorry,now give me ur
name.".....Operator:"Thats what I said,I
am Saw Ree.".....Caller
h God!
A chinese guy called an American
mobile no & the following
conversation ensued! Caller:"Hello,can
speak to Annie
Wan?"....Operator:"Yes,u can speak to
me"....Caller:"No,I want to speak to Annie Wan"....Operator":Yes I
understand u want to speak to
anyone,u can speak to me,who is on
line?".....Caller:"I'm Sam Wan & I need
to talk to Annie Wan,its
urgent."....Operator:"I know u re Someone & u want to talk with
Anyone.But what is the urgent matte
about?".....Caller:"Well,just tell my
sister Annie Wan that my brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.Noe
Wan got injured & Noe Wan is being admitted in the hospital.Right
now,Avery Wan is on the way to the
hospital.".....Operator:"Look! If No one
was injured & No one is sent to
hospital,then the accident is not an
emergency.U may find this funny but dont have time for this.".....Caller:"You
re so rude,who re u?".....Operator:I am
Saw Ree"......Caller:"Yes,u should be
sorry,now give me ur
name.".....Operator:"Thats what I said,I
am Saw Ree.".....Caller
h God!
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:22
there was a bio,math,chem teacher all
went to a beach . bio teacher said "i
find fishes in the sea " and she jumpe
into the sea.the maths teacher said"i
can find the length and breath of the
sea"and jumped in.after some time bio,math teacher died.the chemistry
teacher said "i can see both are solubl
in water". . . . . . . . . .
there was a bio,math,chem teacher all
went to a beach . bio teacher said "i
find fishes in the sea " and she jumpe
into the sea.the maths teacher said"i
can find the length and breath of the
sea"and jumped in.after some time bio,math teacher died.the chemistry
teacher said "i can see both are solubl
in water". . . . . . . . . .
#45 Fun & Comedy
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