.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:42
Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.
Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:45
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am
able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1:yup The time is three past ten.
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am
able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1:yup The time is three past ten.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:50
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your
fees. . . . .
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your
fees. . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:55
Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and
won't be able to see anyone. . . . .
Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and
won't be able to see anyone. . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 16:59
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when
I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear
my specs whenever I get an headache. . . . . .
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when
I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear
my specs whenever I get an headache. . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:00
Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves
have broken into our house. I think they are
now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance
then. . . . .
Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves
have broken into our house. I think they are
now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance
then. . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:04
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of
a tree?"
Student: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss" (dog)
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of
a tree?"
Student: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss" (dog)
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:07
Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery of a new child . . . .
Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery of a new child . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:10
A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in
my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir. . . . . .
A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in
my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir. . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:17
A chinese guy called an American
mobile no & the following
conversation ensued! Caller:"Hello,can
speak to Annie
Wan?"....Operator:"Yes,u can speak to
me"....Caller:"No,I want to speak to Annie Wan"....Operator":Yes I
understand u want to speak to
anyone,u can speak to me,who is on
line?".....Caller:"I'm Sam Wan & I need
to talk to Annie Wan,its
urgent."....Operator:"I know u re Someone & u want to talk with
Anyone.But what is the urgent matte
about?".....Caller:"Well,just tell my
sister Annie Wan that my brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.Noe
Wan got injured & Noe Wan is being admitted in the hospital.Right
now,Avery Wan is on the way to the
hospital.".....Operator:"Look! If No one
was injured & No one is sent to
hospital,then the accident is not an
emergency.U may find this funny but dont have time for this.".....Caller:"You
re so rude,who re u?".....Operator:I am
Saw Ree"......Caller:"Yes,u should be
sorry,now give me ur
name.".....Operator:"Thats what I said,I
am Saw Ree.".....Caller
h God!
A chinese guy called an American
mobile no & the following
conversation ensued! Caller:"Hello,can
speak to Annie
Wan?"....Operator:"Yes,u can speak to
me"....Caller:"No,I want to speak to Annie Wan"....Operator":Yes I
understand u want to speak to
anyone,u can speak to me,who is on
line?".....Caller:"I'm Sam Wan & I need
to talk to Annie Wan,its
urgent."....Operator:"I know u re Someone & u want to talk with
Anyone.But what is the urgent matte
about?".....Caller:"Well,just tell my
sister Annie Wan that my brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.Noe
Wan got injured & Noe Wan is being admitted in the hospital.Right
now,Avery Wan is on the way to the
hospital.".....Operator:"Look! If No one
was injured & No one is sent to
hospital,then the accident is not an
emergency.U may find this funny but dont have time for this.".....Caller:"You
re so rude,who re u?".....Operator:I am
Saw Ree"......Caller:"Yes,u should be
sorry,now give me ur
name.".....Operator:"Thats what I said,I
am Saw Ree.".....Caller
h God!
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 17:22
there was a bio,math,chem teacher all
went to a beach . bio teacher said "i
find fishes in the sea " and she jumpe
into the sea.the maths teacher said"i
can find the length and breath of the
sea"and jumped in.after some time bio,math teacher died.the chemistry
teacher said "i can see both are solubl
in water". . . . . . . . . .
there was a bio,math,chem teacher all
went to a beach . bio teacher said "i
find fishes in the sea " and she jumpe
into the sea.the maths teacher said"i
can find the length and breath of the
sea"and jumped in.after some time bio,math teacher died.the chemistry
teacher said "i can see both are solubl
in water". . . . . . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/05 21:38
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Quote: EpIcInCoGnItO: Good ones. Enjoyed
thanks for the comment bro . . . . . . . . . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/06 09:21
MOM ALWAYS SAID... "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees" Mom!!!! Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. Therefore Your Argument Is Invalid ........
MOM ALWAYS SAID... "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees" Mom!!!! Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. Therefore Your Argument Is Invalid ........
MAHESH_K 2012/03/06 09:25
KID :- Why Some Of Ur Hair Are White Dad ? DAD : - Every Time A Son Make His Dad Unhappy , One Of His Father's Hair Turns White ..... ... ... KID :- Now Understand Why Grandpa's Hairs Are All White.....
KID :- Why Some Of Ur Hair Are White Dad ? DAD : - Every Time A Son Make His Dad Unhappy , One Of His Father's Hair Turns White ..... ... ... KID :- Now Understand Why Grandpa's Hairs Are All White.....
MAHESH_K 2012/03/06 09:28
Boy: I'm Searching For The Most Beautiful Girl..!! Girl: Look I Came For You..!! Boy: That's Nice! Now Help Me To Find Her..! . . . . . -hahaha-
Boy: I'm Searching For The Most Beautiful Girl..!! Girl: Look I Came For You..!! Boy: That's Nice! Now Help Me To Find Her..! . . . . . -hahaha-
MAHESH_K 2012/03/06 09:34
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him, Little Boy: "Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?" Teacher: "No I Am Not Sleeping In Class." Little Boy: "What Were You Doing Sir ?" Teacher: "I Was Talking To God." The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him... Teacher: "young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class." Little Boy: "No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping." Angry Teacher: "What Were You Doing.??" Little Boy: "I Was Talking To God." Angry Teacher: "What Did He Say??" Little Boy: "God Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday..."
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Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him, Little Boy: "Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?" Teacher: "No I Am Not Sleeping In Class." Little Boy: "What Were You Doing Sir ?" Teacher: "I Was Talking To God." The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him... Teacher: "young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class." Little Boy: "No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping." Angry Teacher: "What Were You Doing.??" Little Boy: "I Was Talking To God." Angry Teacher: "What Did He Say??" Little Boy: "God Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday..."
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MAHESH_K 2012/03/06 09:43
Height Of Fb Addiction: A Boy's FACEBOOK Status- I'm Online On Fb During Lecture. Haha .
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. Comment 4m His Teacher: Get Out Of The Class Now
.......... PRINCIPLE ( Liked ) the Comment.. . . . . -hahaha-
Height Of Fb Addiction: A Boy's FACEBOOK Status- I'm Online On Fb During Lecture. Haha .
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. Comment 4m His Teacher: Get Out Of The Class Now
.......... PRINCIPLE ( Liked ) the Comment.. . . . . -hahaha-
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