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MAHESH_K

2012/03/04 17:08

Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes smiley

stay tuned to get latest up dates..... smiley

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One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant.. She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! smiley

MAHESH_K: A: I'm in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use atrap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one. B: I can give you mine if you want. A: That sounds good. B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. A: I don't have any cheese. B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. A: I don't have oil. B: Well, then put only a small piece ofbread. A: I don't have bread. B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?...... smiley

he is searching for the same things I think smiley

--BooM-ShAnKaR--

2012/11/28 04:08

MAHESH_K

2012/11/28 18:07

GhoSTRiDeR: he is searching for the same things I think smiley

maybe...

MAHESH_K

2012/11/28 18:09

--BooM-ShAnKaR--: smiley

MAHESH_K

2012/11/28 18:10

Enjoy

MAHESH_K

2013/01/20 07:49

A Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -100 For Tiger, Rabit And Lion, But For Girraffe Its Free. smiley

The_Torpid

2013/01/22 12:43

Good Jokes!!Enjoying These!! smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/01/22 16:48

_rOckin_Arij33t_: Good Jokes!!Enjoying These!! smiley

glad u r enjoying it bro smiley

Kingaadi

2013/01/23 02:37

share kar bidu

MAHESH_K

2013/01/23 13:40

Kingaadi: share kar bidu

i have done it smiley

metalchris

2013/01/23 18:53

Thanks dude

MAHESH_K

2013/01/24 09:17

metalchris: Thanks dude

welcome bro smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/02/13 20:33

All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School, As The First Thing Children Are Being Taught Is ___ . . . A For Apple smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/02/13 20:34

Define A Woman.... . . . . . Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door . . . But She Won't Sit ... Because Shes Getting Late... smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/02/13 20:38

At A Bus Stand, A Doctor Got Heart Attack After Reading A Book's Name..!! Guess The Name Of That Book..?? . . . . . . . . . "How TO Become A DOCTOR In 30Days".. *150/- smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/02/13 20:46

Amazing Truth : When Your Mom Decides To Be In Your Room While You Are On The Computer.. . You Just Switch To GOOGLE And Stare At It..!! smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/02/13 20:48

For Indians!!
Dear Lays Manufacturer U Forgot To Mention One More Thing In The List Of Ur Ingredients. . . . . . . Air 85% smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/02/13 20:52

Height Of Good Luck....!... Teacher: Hey over there! Stand Up. Tell Me Two Pronouns.. . . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good.....Sit Down smiley

MAHESH_K

2013/02/13 20:59

Impact Of Job Change: A Taxi Passenger Touched the Driver On Shoulder to Ask Something Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Went Up On The Footpath & Stopped Few Centimeters Frm A Shop The Driver Said: "Don't Ever Do That Again, U Scared Me" Pasengr Apologized N Said: "I Didn't Realize A Litle Touch Wud Scare U So Much" Driver Replied: "Sorry, It's Not Ur Fault Its My 1st Day As A Cab Driver, I've Been Driving A Van Carying Dead Bodies For Last 25 Yrs...... smiley

S-ALI.RAZA

2014/02/02 09:58

hahahahahahahaha

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