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MAHESH_K · Mar 4, 2012 17:08 384 768
MAHESH_K OP
Mar 4, 2012 17:08
smiley Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes smiley stay tuned to get latest up dates.....smiley.....
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant.. She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! smiley
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Rebellion
Nov 9, 2012 21:19
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MAHESH_K: A: I'm in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use atrap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one. B: I can give you mine if you want. A: That sounds good. B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. A: I don't have any cheese. B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. A: I don't have oil. B: Well, then put only a small piece ofbread. A: I don't have bread. B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?......smiley
he is searching for the same things I thinksmiley
--BooM-ShAnKaR--
Nov 28, 2012 04:08
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smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Nov 28, 2012 18:07
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GhoSTRiDeR: he is searching for the same things I thinksmiley
smiley maybe...
MAHESH_K OP
Nov 28, 2012 18:09
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--BooM-ShAnKaR--: smiley smiley
smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Nov 28, 2012 18:10
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Enjoy smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Jan 20, 2013 07:49
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A Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -100 For Tiger, Rabit And Lion, But For Girraffe Its Free. smiley
The_Torpid
Jan 22, 2013 12:43
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Good Jokes!!Enjoying These!!smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Jan 22, 2013 16:48
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_rOckin_Arij33t_: Good Jokes!!Enjoying These!!smiley
glad u r enjoying it bro smiley
Kingaadi
Jan 23, 2013 02:37
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share kar bidu
MAHESH_K OP
Jan 23, 2013 13:40
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Kingaadi: share kar bidu
i have done it smiley
metalchris
Jan 23, 2013 18:53
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Thanks dude
MAHESH_K OP
Jan 24, 2013 09:17
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metalchris: Thanks dude
welcome bro smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Feb 13, 2013 20:33
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All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School, As The First Thing Children Are Being Taught Is ___ . . . A For Apple smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Feb 13, 2013 20:34
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Define A Woman.... . . . . . Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door . . . But She Won't Sit ... Because Shes Getting Late... smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Feb 13, 2013 20:38
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At A Bus Stand, A Doctor Got Heart Attack After Reading A Book's Name..!! Guess The Name Of That Book..?? . . . . . . . . . "How TO Become A DOCTOR In 30Days".. *150/- smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Feb 13, 2013 20:46
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Amazing Truth : When Your Mom Decides To Be In Your Room While You Are On The Computer.. . You Just Switch To GOOGLE And Stare At It..!! smiley smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Feb 13, 2013 20:48
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For Indians!!
Dear Lays Manufacturer U Forgot To Mention One More Thing In The List Of Ur Ingredients. . . . . . . Air 85% smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Feb 13, 2013 20:52
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Height Of Good Luck....!... Teacher: Hey over there! Stand Up. Tell Me Two Pronouns.. . . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good.....Sit Down smiley
MAHESH_K OP
Feb 13, 2013 20:59
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Impact Of Job Change: A Taxi Passenger Touched the Driver On Shoulder to Ask Something Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Went Up On The Footpath & Stopped Few Centimeters Frm A Shop The Driver Said: "Don't Ever Do That Again, U Scared Me" Pasengr Apologized N Said: "I Didn't Realize A Litle Touch Wud Scare U So Much" Driver Replied: "Sorry, It's Not Ur Fault Its My 1st Day As A Cab Driver, I've Been Driving A Van Carying Dead Bodies For Last 25 Yrs...... smiley
S-ALI.RAZA
Feb 2, 2014 09:58
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smiley hahahahahahahaha