.........Share the laugh ;-D......... by MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:08
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
.hi. Hi guys m back again ...... Posting some humourous n funny jokes -lol- stay tuned to get latest up dates......enjoy......
One day, I ask my grlfrnd: tell me the name who made u Pregnant..
She replied: if u eat 12 Bananas can u tell me which one maade u fat..!!!!! .lol.
MAHESH_K 2012/03/07 17:15
Dear Human: You Get Angry At Me; If I Wake U Up.. You Also Get Angry; If I Don't..!! What The Hell Is This ??? -your's Sincerely; Confused Alarm Clock... . . . . .
.lol.
Dear Human: You Get Angry At Me; If I Wake U Up.. You Also Get Angry; If I Don't..!! What The Hell Is This ??? -your's Sincerely; Confused Alarm Clock... . . . . .
.lol.
SoftwareboY 2012/03/28 21:15
SMOKING CONDOMS
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of
age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted. -lmao-
SMOKING CONDOMS
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of
age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted. -lmao-
SoftwareboY 2012/03/28 20:59
Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker" -lmao-
Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker" -lmao-
wow 
MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:10
Once,Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied NO Never!! Boy said to girl: See I told you not to worry!!!!. .
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Once,Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied NO Never!! Boy said to girl: See I told you not to worry!!!!. .
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MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:12
A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: My husband only has ONE FOOT . Her Motherreplied: You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
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A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: My husband only has ONE FOOT . Her Motherreplied: You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
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MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:13
Government says.
Educate a girl&she ll educate four people in a home
But while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?. .
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Government says.
Educate a girl&she ll educate four people in a home
But while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?. .
. . . .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:18
One day, boy:my love if u r smiling then send me ur smile ....If u r sleeping then send me your dreams .....if u r crying then send me ur tears...... I LoVe YoU ..... . . Girl:I am in"TOILET"what do i send ?????
One day, boy:my love if u r smiling then send me ur smile ....If u r sleeping then send me your dreams .....if u r crying then send me ur tears...... I LoVe YoU ..... . . Girl:I am in"TOILET"what do i send ?????
MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:23
A Brahmin&A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy? Guess? Guess? Kaveri Kawasaki&Suzuki Subramanya . . .
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A Brahmin&A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy? Guess? Guess? Kaveri Kawasaki&Suzuki Subramanya . . .
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MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:26
Waiter:Your bill Sir Santa:Take my Card Waiter:But Sir,this is Ration Card Santa:hey u mad
then wats written out of this hotel ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED".....
Waiter:Your bill Sir Santa:Take my Card Waiter:But Sir,this is Ration Card Santa:hey u mad
then wats written out of this hotel ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED".....
MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:27
One day, I was driving a car, a girl overtook me with her scooty. I shout- Buffalo..
She looked at me n shout- U Buffalo..Donkey.. Monkey stupid. After few seconds she had an accident with Buffalo...lol...
One day, I was driving a car, a girl overtook me with her scooty. I shout- Buffalo..
She looked at me n shout- U Buffalo..Donkey.. Monkey stupid. After few seconds she had an accident with Buffalo...lol...
MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:29
One day, a boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriends name on hand ......Few times later he start crying.........spelling mistake...! .
One day, a boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriends name on hand ......Few times later he start crying.........spelling mistake...! .
MAHESH_K 2012/03/04 17:35
listen a joke once a man was calling through a phn to a person who was in a buisness which he hated but as soon as the person picked the phn the man started giving bad words to him but he was not knowing that the person hows listening hes bad words is his boss where he is working then the boss replied do u know whom r u talking to he said no then boss said m the boss of the company he was scared !!but than the man asked his boss du u know who m I ?? boss said no man said thank god he doesnt know !n he disconected the call
listen a joke once a man was calling through a phn to a person who was in a buisness which he hated but as soon as the person picked the phn the man started giving bad words to him but he was not knowing that the person hows listening hes bad words is his boss where he is working then the boss replied do u know whom r u talking to he said no then boss said m the boss of the company he was scared !!but than the man asked his boss du u know who m I ?? boss said no man said thank god he doesnt know !n he disconected the call
Ammit 2012/03/04 18:03
watr:bill,sir
santa:r u crzy,wat writn out"BIL,DNT WRRY,PAY UR GRNDSON
watr:so wat?im taking abt ur grndfathrs bil
watr:bill,sir
santa:r u crzy,wat writn out"BIL,DNT WRRY,PAY UR GRNDSON
watr:so wat?im taking abt ur grndfathrs bil
#45 Fun & Comedy
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Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.