A dead girl was taken 2 heaven..
Angel was shocked 2 see her heart beating ..
Angel Asked her why is it still beating?
Girl Replied: Im dead but my...
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy.It can be clevry managed in 90minutes if the time is budgeted in the following manner : §~§~ [b...
By: Trax • 2012/03/29 07:04[i]A doctor tells his patient: 'i have some bad news..and then i have even worse news.'' The patient asks:"What is the b...
By: SAGITTARIUS • 2012/04/04 12:33
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If a man speaks too much - he is talkative
If he speaks too little - he is reserved
If he spends too much - he is spend thrift
If he spends too little...
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Once upon a time...
Doctor, "What seems to be the
problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean
I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts ...
A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local gamewarden, who arri...
By: Akhungal • 2012/03/14 19:45
Counter attack # 3
Akki:Father there are a lot of mosquitoes !
Father: Switch off the light they wont able to see us..
In a short while after...
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
By: lovely_boy • 2012/01/09 06:302friends saw 2 women coming towards them.One:oh God my wife and beloved are coming.Another:i was also going to say this.
By: mrkhan • 2014/05/31 07:30A person can live without food for about a month but only about a week without water
By: achu • 2012/05/31 06:40Doctor:Do you stammer the everyday? Patient:N...N....NO O...nl....ly sp...ea...ki...ng t...i....me.
By: mrkhan • 2014/05/29 08:56Santa Singh sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. 2second later a report came.S.Singh began to dance. report said DELIVERED.
By: mrkhan • 2014/05/29 06:07
Open ur book, keep ur Mob off & start Studing
The stunt r performed by highly professionals. Please dont try this
Wife takes very ill husband to doctor.Doctor:give him tasty breakfast,don't demand jewellery,cook as his liking,obey him
By: mrkhan • 2014/05/31 06:42If a wife is asked what book she like most?Do you know what will b her answer?..........................................
By: mrkhan • 2014/05/31 13:43
Every Man Needs A
Beautiful Wife,
Intelligent Wife,
Caring Wife, Loving Wife,
Sexy Wife, Adjusting And
Cooperative Wife,
But It's Sad That
Law ...