Indian man said to the
American
"We have problem in India . We can't marry the one whom we love.
You know my parents are forcing ...
There was this guy, just graduated from college, sent to a primary school to teach.
His 1st day in class,
TEACHER: how are... How are are.. How e u?...
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in...
By: Eternal_Knight • 2011/11/06 12:31
A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that.
Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the ...
Vipul said he doesn't have a mind.........
Here is proof! -evil-
One day Vipul was hungry and decided to look for food, he had a plan to pretend...
True story from a
Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this
Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How
may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder...
A New Element Added To The PeriOdic Table...
Name::: GIRL
SymbOl::: Gl...
AtOmic Weight:::Dnt Even Dare 2 Ask!
Physical PrOprties:::Boils At A...
Wonderful confession by a girl
in church and amazing reply
she got
.
She:-I m in love with a boy
who is far away from me
I m in india and he liv...
Girl: Babe, delete her. I don'tlike
her.
Boy: Okay, no problem. I deleted
her for you.
.
Girl: Don't talk to her. I don't
trust you guys
talkin...
Interview Starts...
HR OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phillipo
HR OFFICER:- your father's na...
If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother In Law And Ur
Wife At The Same Time, Whom
Would U Save..?
Santa: Ofcourse The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!
-think-
A Man In Hell Asked Devil
Can I Make A Call To My
Wife..? After Making Call
He Asked How Much To Pay..
Devil, Nothing
Hell To Hell Is Free..!
-t...
God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!
-think-
Height of Girl.
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do u have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salar...
Lover
Says:" Jaan pls drive safely & slowly.
.!!.Friend says:" Bhagaaa saale kutte bhagaaa,,
aage Innovame maal hai..!!
This is for the one who loves their country India...in the parliament, everyone had to fill a form, they had to give their zodiac sign, Rahul Gandhi g...
By: _ShAnE_StArK_ • 2014/06/23 13:20
A Lady Says: Doctor, Im So Sick! I Feel Dizzy, Everything Spins & My Heart Is Burning.
The Man Says: Mam, 1st, Im Not A Doctor, Im A Bartender.
...
Some people are so fool by comment no to all our status on other site. But I know that people on 2wap are different,now let me ask you, are you desame...
By: D.cole • 2014/05/31 22:34
A taxi driver runs a stop sign and
gets pulled over by a cop. He
thinks he's smarter than the cop,
and (knowing there's a non-
existent conviction...