Beggar: Give Me Food.
Man: I'll Give You Vodka.
Beggar: I Don't Drink, Give Mefood.
Man: I'll Give You Cigarettes.
Beggar: I Don't Smoke.
Man: I'...
Boy calls his GF at midnight ... Girl - Hi darling Is everythings alright ?.. Boy -I wanted to tell you something important . . . ...
By: kohinoor11 • 2014/05/01 15:54
Someone bought
an Egg and
discovered that there
was nothing
inside... He went
back to where he
bought it and
complained...they
broke all their...
A fat man
wanted to see
how much he
weighs and
stepped on the
electronic weighing
machine. The
machine printed:
One at a time
please!
PM to Smarty: Do you do brain surgery? :) Smarty: Yeah, I do a lot of brain surgery. :) Was your brain surgery always successful? :) It might have bee...
By: TheMouse • 2011/11/25 10:51
Once a British Asked Swami
Vivekanand,
"Can't you wear proper clothes ..
to be a Gentleman?"
Swami Vivekanand smiled and
said...
.
.
"In your ...
Polite Way to Pee
**
During one of her
daily classes a
teacher trying to
teach good
manners asked her
studentsTeacher :
"Michael, if you
were...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
Hi...
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make th...
A blonde girl is swearing and smashing up her flat.She calls her boyfriend, "plz babe come home i cant do this f*ckin' puzzle". He asks "Well what's t...
By: Rilwan • 2011/03/04 19:57
How to Make a girl Happy?
It's not at all difficult.
U only need to be
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpent...
Man 1: I know
that she is ugly
but not as much
as I thought.
Man 2: What
happened? Man 1: She had
to spend six
hours in the
beauty parlor
ju...
A woman in a Jewlry store, Farts while
bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond
ring She looks round, embarrassed,nd sees the
salesman standing ...
Some Wise thoughts-
1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid, gives u red eyes. .
2)Practice makes a man perfect bt nobody's perfect. .so,y pra...
An Angry wife asked her husband on phone, "where the hell are you?"
Husband replied, "Darling you remember that Jewelery Shop where you saw the di...
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answe...
By: whispaz • 2011/01/04 18:20