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Sweetcapricorn
Thanx 4r visiting my profile.
14 years ago
Denza
Nice pf.
By the way thanks for visiting mine.
By the way thanks for visiting mine.
14 years ago
EpIcInCoGnItO
Happy birthday. 
14 years ago
Mahesh
Happy birthday bro! 
14 years ago
Mahesh
bro. 
14 years ago
Former member
welc0mback bro
Buhat yaad keya par tum nahi aya...
Ab aya hai..tu bhie dil khush hogaya 
Buhat yaad keya par tum nahi aya... Ab aya hai..tu bhie dil khush hogaya
15 years ago
Mahesh
Bro Thanks.
Thanks.
15 years ago
_ HorTiculTurisT_
Hey bro!
Shark is here! Wana say Thanks
Hey bro!
Shark is here! Wana say Thanks
15 years ago
Mahesh
Moon said to me, if your friend is not messaging you, why dont you leave your friend. I looked at the moon and said, does your sky ever leave you when you don't shine. 
15 years ago
Mahesh
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper,
zabardast,
xtra-vadhya,
xtra-special,
ekdum mast and dhinchak
bole to jhakkas.
Happy holi.
super duper,
zabardast,
xtra-vadhya,
xtra-special,
ekdum mast and dhinchak
bole to jhakkas.
Happy holi.
15 years ago
Brain Scanning
George Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor says, "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides, the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn'…
The doctor says, "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides, the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn'…
Find Serials in Google
ok, this is a little trick that i usually use to find cd keys with google.
if your looking for a serial number for nero (for example) goto google.com and type nero 94FBR and it'll bring it up
this works great in google
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
Quite simple really. 94FBR is part…
if your looking for a serial number for nero (for example) goto google.com and type nero 94FBR and it'll bring it up
this works great in google
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
Quite simple really. 94FBR is part…
Firefox Tweaks
Yes, firefox is already pretty damn fast but did you know that you can tweak it and improve the speed even more?
That's the beauty of this program being open source.
Here's what you do:
In the URL bar, type about:config and press enter. This will bring up the configuration men…
That's the beauty of this program being open source.
Here's what you do:
In the URL bar, type about:config and press enter. This will bring up the configuration men…
Increase ur bandwith by 20%
Windows uses 20% of your bandwidth Here's how to Get it back
A nice little tweak for XP. Microsoft reserve 20% of your available bandwidth for their own purposes (suspect for updates and interrogating your machine etc..)
Here's how to get it back:
Click Start . >Run . >t…
A nice little tweak for XP. Microsoft reserve 20% of your available bandwidth for their own purposes (suspect for updates and interrogating your machine etc..)
Here's how to get it back:
Click Start . >Run . >t…
Two Terrorists
Two terrorists decide to kill an important government official.
At 10 o'clock the next morning, they meet across the street from a building where the president is scheduled to have a meeting, and one of them brings a rocket propelled grenade launcher.
Ten o'clock comes an…
At 10 o'clock the next morning, they meet across the street from a building where the president is scheduled to have a meeting, and one of them brings a rocket propelled grenade launcher.
Ten o'clock comes an…
WinTinker Password Generator
WinTinker Password Generator will offer you the possibility to make sure the that passwords you are using for social networking sites, online banking or on your own computer are very strong, secure and hard to break.
Features:
Creates easy-to-remember secure passwords that com…
Features:
Creates easy-to-remember secure passwords that com…
Customising Logon Screen
For the first time in Windows with the Windows 7 release, Microsoft is providing the ability to customize the logon screen background without hacking any system files.
After you download and start the utility just click Change Logon Screen and then select your new background.…
After you download and start the utility just click Change Logon Screen and then select your new background.…
Can you run it ?
A must-bookmark website for all gamers. CanYouRunIt is one-click web tool that inspects your computer’s hardware and configuration settings to determine whether or not your system can run a particular game. Basically, it compares your hardware components against the minimum and r…
Bathroom
Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"
The teacher replies, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet, Johnny."
Johnny says, "Fine!" Then he quickly babbles out: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ!! !"
The teacher asks him, "Where is the P, Johnny?"…
The teacher replies, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet, Johnny."
Johnny says, "Fine!" Then he quickly babbles out: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ!! !"
The teacher asks him, "Where is the P, Johnny?"…
Beware of glance!!!
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
Laugh,laugh & laugh
1. Nice Source Of Income:-
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of th…
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of th…
Hindi jokes (part 1)
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi
Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use py…
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi
Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use py…
Embarrassing Situation
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.
After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"
She responds in a loud voice :
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WIT…
After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"
She responds in a loud voice :
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WIT…