Hindi jokes (part 1)

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo. suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa

Nice jokes

Gf wala mast tha

All are funny,

okay then .. . .

All j0kes mast par santa wala very mast taa Chodo mia b apna pers ghar par bh0l aya hu'

Nice ones.

aj vidya nai aai

mai bhi apna parsh bhul gaya

Mast tha

Ek din karachi me light chali gayi Girls Hostel se Ek Ladki Ne Electric Office Me Phone Karke Kaha: Light Chali Gayi Hai, Aadmi Bhejo. Replied: Aadmi Nahi Hai, Mombatti Se Kaam Chala Lo...

Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye Shael Ne Us Se Bhi Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye Gul Ne Machar Uraya Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha… Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya? Gul: Urh To Gya Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega..

wow!!!!!!! i never heard b4

Gul Hotel Mein Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha, Paas He Baitha Eleto, Daal Kha Raha Tha Usne Gul Se Pyare Andaz Mein Pucha: Khan! Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain? Gul: ‘Daal’ ..

nice, but already heard this

daal m kala

Sorry I don't understand

yeah jokes jab pardta hun? T0 mera bura khal h0ja ta h? Daalh0ur