Kgoxz

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answered prayers by Kgoxz...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing." "What do they say?" the priest asked.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to
have some fun? Thats te…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

Don't you just love lawyers? by Kgoxz...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper, Guido, has cheated him out of *10,000,000.00. His book-keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court. When th…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

throw it into the river by Kgoxz...

A Preacher said: If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river. And the congregation cried, Amen!
And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it in the river. And the congregation cried, Amen!
And if I had all the whiskey and rum in…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY NIGERIAN MOVIES by Kgoxz...

1.A ghost first looks both
sides before
crossing the road
2.The T.V still makes noise even if you
put it on vol 1
3.Millionaires have a
"gateMan" instead
of an electric gate
4.A flashback plays for 40mins
5.If you watch Part II 4
20minutes n
you can tell what happend i…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

How would you like it if you didn't see me...

A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

Clever_blonde by Kgoxz...

A hot looking blonde walks in to a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables. She looks at the two table handlers and says I want to bet *25,000 dollars. Its all the money I have. The only request is that I play topless as I have found that this provides me the most luck a…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

tricky husband by Kgoxz...

Husband sent a text to his wife at
night :
"Hi I will get home late, please try
and wash all my dirty clothes.
#No reply#"
And make sure you prepare my
favourite dish before i return."
#No reply#.
He sent another text ;
"And i forgot to tell you that i got
an increase i…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

liars by Kgoxz...

A preacher finished the service one morning by saying,"next Sunday, I am going to preach
on the subject of LIARS. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17"
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said,"…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

the pirate by Kgoxz...

A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing peanuts to the seagulls. Two curious young children shyly sit down next to him and ask the pirate how he came to have a wooden leg.
T…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

politics by Kgoxz...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so
let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her
the Government. We're here to…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

where did you do it? by Kgoxz..

An FM station has a competition where they ring someone up and ask them three personal questions. Then they ring their spouse or partner and ask them the same three questions. If the answers are the same, the couple wins a holiday to Bali. Last week the competition went like this…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

the jar by Kgoxz..

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The
next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him t…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

dipstick by Kgoxz...

A Daughter asked her Dad," Dad there is something that my Boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful Chassis, 2 Lovely airbags and a Fantastic bumper."
Dad says," You tell your Boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

tell him you have a headache by Kgoxz...

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.
"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your breast," he said."…

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Kgoxz started a topic in Fun & Comedy

13 years ago

the fishing box

A man called home to his wife and said,
"Honey I have been asked to go fishing
up
in Canada with my boss & several of his
Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This
is a
good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could
you
please pack enough Clothes…

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