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Akhungal

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Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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biggest collection, of the world's biggest lies ever told...

The check is in the mail.

I'll respect you in the morning.

I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

It's only a cold sore.

You get this one, I'll pay next time.

My wife doesn't understand m…

Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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You Know You're In Trouble When...

...Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

...Your suggestion box starts ticking.

...Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

...The simple instructions enclosed a…

Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to…

Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides inhis single prop show plane for *10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says,"Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to St…

Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local gamewarden, who arrived minuteslater. In one hand he held a shotgun, and in the other theleash of a fierce Doberman pinscher. As they walked to the tr…

Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked theother, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a b…

Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time w…

Akhungal started a topic in Fun & Comedy

14 years ago
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!…