Bachus

There's this drunk
standing out on the
street corner, and a cop
passes by, and says,
"What do you think you're doing?" The drunk
says, "I heard the
world goes around
every 24 hours, and I'm
waiting on my house.
Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."



A new guy…

A guy walks
into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the
monkey starts jumping all over the place. The
monkey grabs some
olives off the bar and
eats them, then grabs
some sliced limes and
eats them,then jumps up on the pool table,
grab…