BANTA AND SANTA

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise: dunga !

Malik Aur Murghiyan 'Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga...' Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya... Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya. Usne kaha,"abe kaminey..... woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh Murga hun !!

1 baccha muskurate hue paida hua Nurse- kyo has rahe ho Baccha ipill ki goli dikhakar bola don ko marna mushkil hi nai namumkin he

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What is breakup ??? . . . . . . . . . . It's a matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes 'Janwar'and 'Cutie' becomes 'Kuttii''... Agree naa..??

Santa made a call to the Hospital to ask about his pregnant wife........ But the call went to a Cricket Stadium....... He asked what is the Condition......?? He had an heart attack after he got the following answer . . . . . . 7 are already out, 3 still to come and the last one was a DUCK!!!

nice j0kes...

wanan ba khe, wanan akwai akuya falafla

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Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa: Nahi. Taala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai!............

Santa ne ek bar dava kiya k vo tajmahal ko sr pe utha kr mumbai laega.... ye sunkr sare media nd press reporters vaha pr aa gye.... Tb santa bola- bs ek bar koi utha k sr pr rkh de!!!

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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai . . . . Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya . . . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai . . . . Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu . . . . Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu kaun hai..?? . . . . . . . Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai..

Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha...........???

mst hai hahaha