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Crownstar

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☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star… point me to the nearest bank ٩(-̮̮̃-̃) ۶* ´¨`*:.☆

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Crownstar wrote a blog post

9 years ago
Solo Writer
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Crownstar started a topic in Fun & Comedy

11 years ago
Missing Wife
A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month.“ “Why did you wait so long to report it?” “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”

Crownstar started a topic in Fun & Comedy

11 years ago
Expression
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy…

Crownstar started a topic in Fun & Comedy

11 years ago
Nightmare
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to b…

Crownstar started a topic in Fun & Comedy

11 years ago
The egg
There was once an englishman and a scotsman who lived next door to each other. The englishman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the scotsm…

Crownstar started a topic in Fun & Comedy

11 years ago
The Army's Camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a…

Crownstar started a topic in Fun & Comedy

11 years ago
Escaped convict
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in ye…

Crownstar started a topic in Fun & Comedy

11 years ago
4 Gents
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpen…