BANTA AND SANTA

aksy: Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai . . . . Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya . . . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai . . . . Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu . . . . Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu kaun hai..?? . . . . . . . Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai..

aksy: Santa ne ek bar dava kiya k vo tajmahal ko sr pe utha kr mumbai laega.... ye sunkr sare media nd press reporters vaha pr aa gye.... Tb santa bola- bs ek bar koi utha k sr pr rkh de!!!

aksy: Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa: Nahi. Taala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai!............

aksy: Santa made a call to the Hospital to ask about his pregnant wife........ But the call went to a Cricket Stadium....... He asked what is the Condition......?? He had an heart attack after he got the following answer . . . . . . 7 are already out, 3 still to come and the last one was a DUCK!!!