funny
Swt.Raaz
Jan 1, 2014
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha
tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or
rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit
kia) or us ke peche likha
tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM
KE".
Usne utari saree, fir aayi
peticoat ki bari, blouse to
pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho
yaar, yeh tha kapray
sukhane ka taar .!
mnths in a year?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara
tarike se tujhko pyar
jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka
Chika
Heart touching lines..
Thousand words of any
teacher does not hurt
much.. But the silence of a
friend in the examination
hall brings tears to the
eyes..!
ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife
is in the jail
enjoy man..!!
U S A: Hamare DOG
Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance
Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI
cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE
DESH CHALATE H
are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi
Khushi kabhi gam, Aur
aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola
kabhi Bum
GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho
mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h,
bs tumhare mrne ka
intezaar kr rha hu.
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr
pe rakh k mumbai le
jayega"...
Sare news wale waha
pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k
sar pe rakh
de"...................................
lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend
se:tumjhe khane mai kya
pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish
banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh
le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh
fish le kr aa raha tha raste
mai chil ushka fish le k
udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr
pakayegi kaise??reciepe to
mere pass
hai..............................
log mere itni respect krte h
main jb unhe msg krta hun
to wo apna sir neeche
jhuka kr mera msg padhte
h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko
Kamal Ka Phul Diya?
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad
Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka
Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress
Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas
rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye
mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa
apne saath rkhate hai
"If som1 throws a stone at
u,throw back flower at
him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it
with d flowervase
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN
MERI JAAN..
subah clinic k khade ho k
auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar
likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka
Time 9-11am
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha
paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k
boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k
mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
ne Peeta
Santa
Banta:Maine kha saalon
Aik Aik karke ao
Santa
Banta
Aik karke dubaara peeta
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah
se bahut improve ho
gayi...
Hume b apna Exam
system improve karne ke
liye IPL ke steps lene
honge...
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona
chahiye...
2-Har 30 Mins k bad
DISCUSSION k liye break
do...
3-Ek free hit do Jisme
Student Apni Marzi ka ek
answer likh sake...
4-Pehle 20 mins ka power
play do, jisme Examiner
Hall se bahar chala jaye...
5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer
gals dance kare.
Shop per 1 Admi Pizza
Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi
Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May
Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza
Lene Bhejegi
Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last
tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka
End me Ladki se Shaadi
bhi karega.!
Boy-hum 45 bhai behen
hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare
ghar popultion check
karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh
rahe the wo coaching
smajh kar chale gye.
Santa: Haan, lekin tum
meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
Ek baar sex education ki
class mein ek student ne
puccha.....
Maam iske practicals kab
honge?
potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki
hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki,
radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa
gaya. Khade khade kani
padi.
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha
tha achanak kichchad me
gir gaya itneme bijli
chamki sharabi bola he
bhagwan ek to kichchad
me gira diya aur photo bhi
khinch liya
Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak
Tod Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje
Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar
Jhoot Aur Bol Doo
Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar
bus pe tu chade, ya fir
tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya
hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono
baar ticket apani hi
kategi."
Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair
& Lovely Hai Na. . .
pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar
bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta
tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani
Hum dono bolte he
Mohalla sunta hai.
19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum
ko roz kiss kar ti thi
lakin tab hamri kismat
phuti thi ki hamari umar
2-3 sal ki thi
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur
jal gye mere Lips.
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or
jal gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi
INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY
CHIPS".
ek ladki padhai kar le to
pariwar ke 4 logo ko
shikshxt krsakti hai.
.
.
.
pr ek ladki colge jaati hai
to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??
Marriage is a 3-ring circus -
engagement ring,
wedding ring and
Suffering.
delivery ke time baache ke
pita ko
apne paas dekhna
chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere
pati pasand nahi karte!!!
Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek
budhiya ke ghar me bomb
rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya
bomb hai, Budhiya bomb
hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli :
Dhatt teri, wo to mein
jawani me thi!!!
clothes pehenkar bazaar
jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab
gande kapde pehenkar
jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar
jaya karo na, free me hi
sabzi mil jayegi!
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