~Funny Quotes~
96 replies
DareDevil
Feb 7, 2011 14:31
Post here all your funny quotes. 
Note : No Free Posting Please !
Note : No Free Posting Please !
Joy
Jan 18, 2012 21:25There's stupidity in love dat many stupidly fall in lust thhnking it's luv but unknown 2 dem lust is stupid luv
Joy
Jan 18, 2012 21:25There's stupidity in love dat many stupidly fall in lust thinking it's luv but unknown 2 dem lust is stupid luv
samcigar
Jan 20, 2012 02:11THERE IS A MAN WHO HAS SO MANY THINGS IN LIVE BUT CANNOT DO ANYTHING.
Zaheeda
Jan 24, 2012 17:22Whats the similarity between a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy? They both can smell it but cant eat it!
G.will
Jan 24, 2012 22:01 DareDevil: At the restaurant... Do you want a table Sir?
no we will eat on the floor..
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U ar reali funny. Keep it up.
Wolfman86
Feb 5, 2012 09:57Lynx! For that smell of teenage desperation!
Bettle
Feb 11, 2012 21:48At a meeting: Gud evenin ladies and jellyspoons i come here b4 u 2 stand bhind u...
ChocolateThunder
Feb 14, 2012 13:33NOTICE
LEASE FEED THE BINS THE FLOOR IS ON DIET
LEASE FEED THE BINS THE FLOOR IS ON DIET
haryordele07
Feb 17, 2012 06:57.nice job
Realest_edd
Feb 26, 2012 23:34You cannot find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!
J_Dz
Mar 21, 2012 22:20Nah, nt rib crackin
J_Dz
Mar 21, 2012 22:21Nah, nt rib crackin,oops!
Crownstar
Oct 25, 2013 17:30 question; where are u living ? answer; with my parents
Jow
Oct 30, 2013 07:33it requires patience to kill a flies dat pierces the scrotum!
S-ALI.RAZA
Dec 28, 2013 23:50
Na1m
Jun 5, 2014 01:31If Money Is Started To Grow On Trees...
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Then Guess What???
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Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey.....
the monkey will gave her money on the tree ..
Strange But True.... 
the monkey will gave her money on the tree ..
Strange But True.... 
Georginia
Jul 1, 2015 06:12Nobody can stop you from falling in love.
But two powerful weapons can do that..
Mummy's chappal and Daddy's belt..
Exclusively made in India 
daviddimaria
Nov 30, 2015 20:44nice one guy
daviddimaria
Dec 4, 2015 16:25my head hots,i dont need some drugs i need some chicks
nazeer
Jun 11, 2016 01:11Its funny even after 5 years 👍
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