~Funny Quotes~

96 replies

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 14:31

Post here all your funny quotes. smiley

Note : No Free Posting Please !

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 14:35

Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist.

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 14:37

I'm not lazy... I'm on energy saving mode. smiley

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 14:46

DENTIST ! Stop talking to me! I can't reply with your hand in my mouth!!!!!

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 14:59

At the restaurant... Do you want a table Sir? no we will eat on the floor..

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:01

Dear boyfriend, Your girlfriend is cheating on you with me. I sleep with her every night. And I keep her warm, she never wants to leave me. Sincerely, Her bed.

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:02

If Google can't find it, You're Screwed !

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:03

I like you... Where do I click? smiley

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:05

My bed is suddenly so much more comfortable when I hear the alarm ring at 6 A.M..

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:10

''Hey'' ...2 hours later... ''Hey'' ...No it's too late I don't wanna talk to you now.

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:13

When I'm busy, nobody texts me, But when i'm busy, my phone blows up :/

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:15

No its okay I'm not mad at you... LOL jk I wanna throw a chair at your face (:

DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 15:18

You may not like me, But jesus thinks i'm to die for smiley

AmouR

Feb 20, 2011 15:16

Are they really funny? smiley

Salmankhan

Mar 1, 2011 04:00

-AmOuR-: Are they really funny? smiley

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Thumbs up DareDevil. U really made my day. Funny quotes. Well i sent d bed letter stuff 2 my gurl and she didnt understand d last line...well i just broke d new sim i used. Nw i think am gona regret it. Thanks again