A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity …
Smart Man + Smart Woman =Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman =Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy -haha-
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire…
Boy : Do you love me more than your family? Girl: No, boy: Why? Girl: K, listen to this, "When i started to walk, I fell, you were not there 2 pic…
A Man dies. . . . In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.. . . He asks angel:"Wht r these 4 ?? . . . Angel ansr:"These r Lie Clocks,…
Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off. "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....." When s…
A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor. Sir, do you know everything about law? Professor: Yes. Student: If you can an…
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper, Guido, has cheated him out of *10,000,000.00. His book-keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got th…
One day a ant and a elephant was playing the ant said to the elephant i will hide u find me! The ant hide in the temple! The elephant came and said i…
Purani haveli k band kamre me dhul se bhari tasvir k piche lage madki k jaal me faci chipkali ki puch par baithe bimar macchar …
John went 2 a Psychiatrist "Doc, i have trouble. Every time i get in2 bed, i think there is somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You got 2 h…
In A Class TEACHER: Okay class, give s0me examples of VERBS. PETER: transitive verb.. TEACHER: very good,what else? ALBERT: intransitive …
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."…
1st get her/him out on ur heart.. 2nd, replace me.:)
This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilet saying: Hi, how are you? Im not the type to start a …
Gul:Yes!at last,it was so hard to wait. Gulaboo: Do u want me to leave? Gul:No!Don't even think it. Gulaboo: Do u love me? Gul: Of course over and…
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrus…
We all know our chatbot Smarty,it's kinda hard to not notice it.Well,if Smarty was a real person,how do you think he would look?