John went 2 a Psychiatrist "Doc, i have trouble. Every time i get in2 bed, i think there is somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You got 2 help me, im going 2 get crazy !!" dr say "Let me take care of it. Come 2 me 3 times a week, and i will cure your fears" John ask, "How much do u charge?" dr. "100 dollar per visit" John "i will sleep on it" Six months later the doctor met John on the street. "Why didnt u ever come 2 see me again ?" John "For 100 dollars a visit ? No ways, A bartender cured me for 10 dollar. Dr. "Is that so ? How ?" John, "He told me 2 cut the legs off the bed !"